Turnip Gas

by Former White Hat

BUUUURP…excuse me…caught, killed and ate a Penepopootaknuatieh Meoantanu’i Hahakenbofawhu’ia turnip this morning in Greece, it attempting to eat some old Greeks on the beach and shouting shit about karma….kinda tasty…hope it doesn’t….FAARRTRRRT….whoops that was unlady like, tee-hee…hope it doesn’t cause an interplanetary incident…BUUURRRRP.

It screamed when I took that first bite.

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